A COWBOY NAMED BUD… PRICELESS!

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward
him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan®
sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy,
“If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,
will you give me a calf?”
Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, why not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer,
connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone,
and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet,
where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location
which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop®
and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ..
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot®
that the image has been processed and the data stored.
He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected
Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and,
after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says,
“You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with
amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?”
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says Bud.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much
smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about how working people make a living
– or about cows, for that matter.
This is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my dog.

Funny… but I hope one day our Hluttaw Representatives will not be
like this !!!

ဒီpostထဲကအဓိကေျပာခ်င္တာကေတာ့အမတ္(လြယ္လြယ္ေခၚပါရေစ)ေတြကႏြားလား၊ဆိတ္လား၊

ေခြးလားေတာင္မသိဘဲတိုင္းျပည္ရဲ့အက်ဳီးဘယ္လိုသယ္ပိုးမလဲ?တိုင္းျပည္ရဲ့ဘဏၰာေငြေတြက်ေတာ့

ျဖဳန္းတီးရာမေရာက္ဘူးလား။ဒါက US Congress ကိုေလွာင္ခ်က္ကေလးပါ။

ဒို႔လြတ္ေတာ္ၾကီးေရာဒီလိုျဖစ္ေနျပီလား?ေကာင္းတာေတြေျပာ၊

ျပင္ဆင္ျပီးသားအေကာင္းစားစီမံကိန္းေတြအေၾကာင္းေရးထားတဲ့စာရြက္ေတြဖတ္ျပ၊

ေအာက္ေျခမွာဘာျဖစ္မွန္းမသိ၊သိရင္လဲမ်က္ေစ့မိွတ္ျပီးအေကာင္းေတြဘဲေျပာေနၾကမွာလား?
ဒီေနရာမွာ..ဒုတိယသမၼတဦးေရႊမန္းေထက္ျပတဲ့အခ်က္ေတြကအမွန္ေတြပါ။

ဒါေတြကိုဘယ္လိုေျဖရွင္းမလဲ၊ဘယ္လိုနည္းလမ္းေတြသံုးမလဲ။..ပိတ္ကားေပၚေမွ်ာ္လား
ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ကလဲေ၀ဖန္ေနရံုနဲ႔ေတာ့ဘာမွမျဖစ္လာနိဳင္ပါဘူး။အၾကံျပဳခ်က္ေလးမ်ားလဲၾကားရရင္ေကာင္းမွာဘဲ။

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A person working in a INGO. Born in1950s. Believes in truth. Love to read and write Jokes and Satire.