I like your thinking

I like your thinking….
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a
fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”
She calls on little Johnny.
He replies, “None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then Little Johnny says? “I have a question for YOU. There
are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is
married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well I suppose
the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one
with the wedding ring on,… but I like your thinking.”