Jokes (5)

A Man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do
they do here?” He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for
an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Egyptian hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?” He
is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Egyptian devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells – why are there so
many people waiting to get in?”

The answer goes: “Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair
does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the
devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register
and then goes to the canteen…” 🙂