ပြည်သူ့လွတ်တော်

A COWBOY NAMED BUD… PRICELESS!

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward
him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan®
sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy,
“If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,
will you give me a calf?”
Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, why not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer,
connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone,
and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet,
where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location
which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop®
and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ..
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot®
that the image has been processed and the data stored.
He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected
Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and,
after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says,
“You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with
amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?”
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says Bud.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much
smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about how working people make a living
– or about cows, for that matter.
This is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my dog.

Funny… but I hope one day our Hluttaw Representatives will not be
like this !!!

ဒီpostထဲကအဓိကပြောချင်တာကတော့အမတ်(လွယ်လွယ်ခေါ်ပါရစေ)တွေကနွားလား၊ဆိတ်လား၊

ခွေးလားတောင်မသိဘဲတိုင်းပြည်ရဲ့အကျီုးဘယ်လိုသယ်ပိုးမလဲ?တိုင်းပြည်ရဲ့ဘဏ္ဏာငွေတွေကျတော့

ဖြုန်းတီးရာမရောက်ဘူးလား။ဒါက US Congress ကိုလှောင်ချက်ကလေးပါ။

ဒို့လွတ်တော်ကြီးရောဒီလိုဖြစ်နေပြီလား?ကောင်းတာတွေပြော၊

ပြင်ဆင်ပြီးသားအကောင်းစားစီမံကိန်းတွေအကြောင်းရေးထားတဲ့စာရွက်တွေဖတ်ပြ၊

အောက်ခြေမှာဘာဖြစ်မှန်းမသိ၊သိရင်လဲမျက်စေ့မှိတ်ပြီးအကောင်းတွေဘဲပြောနေကြမှာလား?
ဒီနေရာမှာ..ဒုတိယသမ္မတဦးရွှေမန်းထေက်ပြတဲ့အချက်တွေကအမှန်တွေပါ။

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