Good one!

An elderly man goes to the doctor.
he says, “Doc, I’m undergoing through a terrible mental trauma – I pass gas all the time!!!
Fortunately, it’s odorless and silent, otherwise I’d be mortified. For example, I’ve passed gas ten times just since we’ve been talking, but it’s odorless
and silent so you can’t tell.”
The doctor gives him some green pills and tells him to take one a day and come back in a week.
The man comes back after taking the pills for a week.
he says, “Doc, there’s been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it’s still silent, now it smells terrible!”
The doctor says, “Well, I’m glad we cleared up your sinus blockage. Now we’ll have to work on your hearing